The World’s Most Famous Strippers by WELL

PUT IT ON YOUR TONGUE.

THE WORLD’S MOST
FAMOUS ['STRIPPERS]™

Some people swallow wellness. We strip it down.

No pills. No powders. No sad little capsules actin’ like they’re doin’ s@#t but f@#kin’ up your liver.

We got those fast-dissolving strips that melt, hit, and keep up with whatever kind of human you decided to be tonight.

THE CONCEPT

DESIGNED TO MELT.
BUILT TO HIT.

A Famous ['Stripper]™ is not a dancer, though they’ve been known to kill it.

It’s someone who knows the ritual. Strip on tongue. Let it dissolve. Get on with your life.

Fast. Clean. Portable. A little dangerous if you have taste.

SATURDAY NIGHT

PLAY HARD.
PLAN ACCORDINGLY.

The night doesn’t have to end early just because tomorrow exists.

SHOP PLAY HARD™

FAMOUS ['STRIPPER]™ #001

MEET SERGIO.

Sergio, Famous Stripper number one

Sergio isn’t reckless. He’s just not stayin’ home.

Late nights. Loud music. One more drink. Then another. Okay... one more.

His system is simple: PLAY HARD™ when the night gets out of hand. KNOCK OUT™ when it’s time to disappear. BOUNCE BACK™ when Monday comes looking for payback.

SERGIO’S SYSTEM

SHOP SERGIO’S SYSTEM

COMING NEXT

MORE STRIPS.
MORE TROUBLE.

THE ['WEEKEND]™ is only the first drop.

New states are coming. New rituals are coming. New Famous ['Strippers]™ are coming.

For now, start with the one that got us here.

START WITH THE ['WEEKEND]™

THE LINEUP

PICK YOUR PROBLEM.

The strips have the situation handled.