How to F**k Up, Sleep it Off, and Bounce Back Like a Boss*

Alright, you WILD WEEKEND WARRIORS, let’s talk about that sacred 72-hour window: Saturday to Monday. You know, the one where you manage to destroy your body and somehow come out on the other side lookin’ halfway decent and pretend to have your shit together. But, if we’re being honest, up til now, you’ve been poppin’ aspirin killing the lining of your stomach and esophagus and drinking more cuz you heard some ignorant fable about how to cure a hangover. 

F**k all that. We’re about to put you up on game! We’ve created the a real solution for you to not get fired on Monday (or any other day of the week you might wil’out.

STEP 1: PLAY HARD

Saturday Night : You’re getting ready to hit the streets, maybe flexing in something that looks a little too good to end up on the floor of a bar (but we ain’t judging). That’s where PLAY HARD comes in.

Take this bad boy before you down that first shot, and suddenly, your stamina goes from "maybe I’ll make it to midnight" to "2 AM? Light work." This strip is packed with B vitamins and L-theanine, a duo scientifically proven to boost energy and sharpen your focus, without leaving you shaking like a chihuahua on coke… oops, we meant Red Bull.

A [‘WELL] KNOWN FACT:

L-theanine, found in green tea, helps calm you down while caffeine amps you up? Together, they’re the perfect party duo. No jitters, just smooth energy.

STEP 2: KNOCK OUT

Sunday Morning - You Regret Everything: Let’s fast forward to Sunday, where last night’s choices are now haunting you. This is your ‘I can’t adult’ and ‘how will I make it to work tomorrow?’ moment. But you’re a smart cookie because you’ve got KNOCK OUT ready. One strip, and this thing knocks you out faster than that 5th tequila shot hit you. Powered by melatonin and magnesium, KNOCK OUT delivers you to deep sleep city without a return ticket until Monday morning.

BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW?

Magnesium isn’t just for muscles. It plays a key role in helping your brain chill the f**k out so you can snooze like a baby. And melatonin? Well, let's just say it’s your body’s natural 'lights out' switch. This is how you recover like a pro.

Step 3: BOUNCE BACK

Monday Morning - Back to The Grind: Here’s the kicker. Everyone else is still drowning in coffee and Advil, but you? You’re BOUNCE BACK ready. This little strip of magic rehydrates, refreshes, and gets your focus back on track. We loaded this thing with electrolytes, adaptogens, and a dash of caffeine—all designed to bring you back to life after your weekend adventures.

STATS: 

85% of people report dehydration as the #1 reason for feeling like crap after a night out. BOUNCE BACK helps you fix that, fast. Adaptogens like ashwagandha reduce stress and help your body handle anything you throw at it (or anything you threw back last night).

DROP ONE: THE WEEKEND

• Friday/Saturday: PLAY HARD – for when you want to party like a damn legend.
• Sunday: KNOCK OUT – so you don’t wake up feeling like a trash bag.
• Monday: BOUNCE BACK – because you can’t stay in bed forever, but we can make you want to get up.

Why THE STRIPS CLUB?

These ain’t your granny’s vitamins, kids. No bulky pills, no powders, no water needed. Just toss a strip on your tongue, let it melt, and boom, straight into the bloodstream like a good hit of black tar heroine (please don’t ever do heroine)— now you're ready for whatever the weekend throws at you.

So, whether you’re preparing to go hard, trying to recover, or facing Monday head-on, we got you. FILL UP with ['WELL], because you’re gonna need it.

You’re f**kin’ welcome!